A blog to the funniest characters in Harry Potter - Fred and George

 

mother-of-fuckiing-dragons:

natalietraniskawaii:


you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.

james and the giant peach

So close

mother-of-fuckiing-dragons:

natalietraniskawaii:

you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.

james and the giant peach

So close

you-need-to-sit-the-fuck-down:

i really hate those days where u dress in mostly black and somebody is all ‘why are u wearing all that black it doesnt suit you’ or like ‘u dont need that much makeup to be pretty!’ and its like i know i just want people to fear me

‘No - no - no!’ someone was shouting. ‘No, Fred! No!’ And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred’s eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face (x)

aquaticatrocities:

spoupyengine:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.

and we’re closer to Satan

(Source: qawiyaaa)

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

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