A blog to the funniest characters in Harry Potter - Fred and George
i really hate those days where u dress in mostly black and somebody is all ‘why are u wearing all that black it doesnt suit you’ or like ‘u dont need that much makeup to be pretty!’ and its like i know i just want people to fear me
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
and we’re closer to Satan